I was looking online for some new shoes and somehow wound up finding the funniest offensive t shirts that I have ever seen. I sat there on the computer for about three hours just checking them out and wondering how I was going to narrow down the list of funny t shirts that I wanted to buy.

I had already maxed out my credit card and payday was not for three more days, so the funds for offensive t shirts that I wanted, and did not need, were really low. I could go to that advanced payroll place that is down the street. If I did that, my wife would find out and be very upset.

I think that my son has some money in his piggy bank, if I borrowed it, then he would never know and I could always put it back on payday. I am thinking that the funny t shirts are not so important now, because I just realized that I was just contemplating stealing from my five year old.

If I am to have funny offensive t shirts, then it will happen but for now, I am thinking that I should just stick to the shoes since they are a necessity for work and I have already budgeted the money for them.